*I won't be online very often as life has first priority, but every once in a while I will log in and take care of a few horses. If you message me expecting a speedy response, well... I can guarantee it won't be speedy. But, I will respond eventually, so have patience! Anyway, enjoy this random presentation I made when I was much younger and don't have the heart to erase and change. My childlike humor hasn't changed, though! :3 *

Hello! I'm just another player who loves Howrse. I've been playing since 2007 and have seen Howrse go through so many changes. It's really an amazing game. Feel free to message me about anything; horses, buying, game ideas, reserving a place for you in my ec, the weather; anything, really. Random messages make my day. Feel free to send me a friend invite, I don't turn anyone away.

I love games. Currently: Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, Spore, Assassin's Creed, and the Elder Scrolls (I've played Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim) games are my favorites right now. I'm a huge nerd.

AND NOW FOR THE FUNNIES! (My collection of random things from the internets)

After every flight, QANTAS pilots fill out a form, known as a 'gripe sheet' to tell mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and then document their repairs on the form.

Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted by the pilots (marked with a 'P') and the solutions recorded (marked by an 'S') by maintenance engineers, who by the way have a sense of humor:

P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Left inside main tyre almost replaced.

P: Test flight OK, auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back order.

P: Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Can't reproduce problem on the ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspect crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed in cockpit.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

13 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN AN ELEVATOR:

1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
2) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
3) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
4) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
5) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
6) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
7) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
9) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
11) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming,"let me out!"
12) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
13)When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again!

Post this on your page if you think this is funny.

1."At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down."
2."Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice."
3."Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that."
4. "Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'in'."
5."Finish all your sentences with 'in accordance with the prophecy'."

6."Order a diet water whenever you go out 2 eat--with a serious face."
7."Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'."
8."As often as possible, skip rather than walk, I do this all of the time."
9 Don't use any punctuation.
10."Sing along at the opera."
11."Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day."
13. "Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood."
14."Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom"."
15."When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

16."When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
17.AND THE FINAL WAY 2 KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY...PUT THIS IN UR PROFILE 2 MAKE SOME1 SMILE.

My first horse: http://www.howrse.com/elevage/fiche/?id=76434

List of anime I have watched (Alphabetical):

Black Butler, Black Cat, Bleach, Code Geass, Death Note, D.N.Angel, Fairy Tail, Freezing, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Alchemist/Brotherhood, Full Metal Panic! (+ Fumoffu and R2), Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet (<- REALLY GOOD), Gundam Seed (and G.S. Destiny), Gundam Wing, Hikaru No Go, Higashi no Eden (aka Eden of the East), Hunter X Hunter, Kiba, M.A.R., Naruto, One Piece, Ouran High School Host Club, Pandora Hearts, Rosario + Vampire, Soul Eater, Tokyo Mew Mew, Vampire Knight, Wolf's Rain

Smile Pictures, Images and Photos

Its a fishflop!

A white man said,

"Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around, stood up, and said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you are born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me COLORED?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Put his on your page if you HATE discrimination.