i dare you to

1. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

2. Specify that your drive-thru order is "To go."

3. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

4. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

5. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

6. Have your friends call you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom."

7. When money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"

8. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

9. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

10. At school during lunch, crouch down and wander around acting like a chicken, going up to random people and clucking in their faces.

11. Sing along at the opera.

12. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

13. Jump up and down laughing maniacally and see how many people stare at you.

14. Draw and read when your teacher is over explaining everything.

15. At a dramatic point in a movie at the theater, get up and run towards the screen yelling, 'I'll save you!'

16. Every time they announce something on the intercom assume the the fetal position screaming, 'no! The voices! THEY'RE BACK!!!!!'

17. text a stranger "I know what you did last summer."

18. call a random number and see if they pick up if not yell why did you not pick up stupid it's your mother.

19. Make your answering machine say, ''Hello, hello, hello?''

20. simply say "meow" whenever ANYONE talks to you all day... see what they do...

21. Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart. When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING"

22. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood

23. re-post this on your page...add another step to it........make the most serious person laugh!

24. Go to the movies with a spray bottle, pretend to sneeze while squirting someone, and have a friend say bless you

25. go really anywhere with a fake spider, place it on the person in front of you then tap them and scream spider! (what's amusing is i tried this already and the person always freaks out!

26. (my dare) go up to someone and say hello and walk away