(I am a proud Christian!)
For God so loved the world, He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life. - John 3:16
Love is patient,love is kind. It does not envy,it does not boast,it is not proud. It does not dishonor others,it is not self-seeking,it is not easily angered,it keeps no record of wrongs. - 1 Corinthians 13:4-5
Rejoice always, pray continually, give thanks in all circumstances; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus. - 1 Thessalonians 5:16-18
But blessed is the one who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is in him. They will be like a tree planted by the water that sends out its roots by the stream. It does not fear when heat comes; its leaves are always green. It has no worries in a year of drought and never fails to bear fruit. - Jeremiah 17:7-8
For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. - Jeremiah 29:11
Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for human masters, since you know that you will receive an inheritance from the Lord as a reward. It is the Lord Christ you are serving. - Colossians 3:23-24
Elevator Creepiness!!
1. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
2. Ask, “Did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
4. Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
5. Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
6. Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
9. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
11. When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming "Let me out!"
12. When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
13.When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again!"
14. Post this on your page if you think this is funny!
If you have ever
Taken a blade to that beautiful body of yours,
Skipped a meal at least once on purpose,
Cried your self to sleep because you weren't "good enough" or not slept at all because you fear what morning might bring,
Preformed a act of self mutilation in some form or had sucidial thought /and actions .. put this on your profile lets see how many of us are out there