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Some of you may realize that the names of some of my horses are also the names of characters in the Wings Of Fire series or the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, yes, I'm a nerd, I love to read. Books are wonderful. Feel free to talk to me about books.
Also, feel free to DM me, always interested in new people to talk to.
If you see any of my stallions you'd like to cover one of your mares, DM me.
If you see any of my horses you like and want to buy, DM me, but I can't guarantee that I'll say yes. I like my horses, I've worked hard for most everything I have.
My sister introduced me to this game and I'm glad she did. I've loved horses since . . . ever. Grown up around 'em, ridden 'em since I was a baby (No joke, I sat on my mom's lap and rode a horse). I LOVE horses!
I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?" Jesus replies,"This much." And stretched his arms on the cross and died. If you love Jesus, put this on your page. 97% won't do it. When he was on the cross, he was thinking of YOU but only 3% of you will stand up
for him.
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Girls: Fall in the mud and scream
Cowgirls: Fall in the mud and laugh
Girls: Fall of the curb trying to show off and cry
Cowgirls: Fall off their horse and get back on
Girls: Go off and cry
Cowgirls: Go off and cry into their horses neck
Girls: Ignore this
Cowgirls: Repost this
Ways to Annoy People in an Elevator!
1)Announce in a demonic voice"I must find a more suitable host body."
2) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
3) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
4) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waitingfor your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
5) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
6) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
7) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
9) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
11) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming,"let me out!"
12) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
13)When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again!
Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't put it on their page! So please put this on your page! God is always there for you. He will never leave you nor forsake you.
Have you ever seen the paragraph below? It's not what it seems...
Can you raed tihs? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Isn't tihs so wreid? If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porlflie. Tahnks.
ɪ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ
1. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ
2. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ (ᴏʀ ꜱᴏ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ)
3. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ꜱᴇᴘᴀʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪᴘꜱ
4. ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ
6. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ
7. ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴋɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ 5
8. ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ 5
9. ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴇʟʟ ꜰᴏʀ ɪᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟꜱᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛᴏᴏ
10. ɴᴏᴡ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀꜱᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙɪᴏ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴇʟꜱᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ
When you carry the Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him! Copy and re-post this if you're in God's army.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you. =)
Ways to get kicked out of Walmart
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
4.Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid or a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.
5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”
6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.
8. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick you out
10. Set up a tent in the camping department
11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.
13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
17. See what you can “catch” by casting fishing poles into different isles.
18. Play football and see how many people you can get to join in.
19. Play soccer using the whole store as your field
20.Test the dodgeballs and throw them at passing people
21. Try to get people to race you across the store.
22. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.
23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks you get
24. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up
25. Switch all the radios to strange stations such as polka or Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.
26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.
27. When someone is behind you in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.
28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
30. Walk up to random strangers and say “I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc.
31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.
32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don’t tell them that they’re playing.
33. Test brushes and combs
34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes battle of epic proportions.
35. Take bets on the battle.
36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.
37. Follow people.
38. Play with the price scanners.
39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.
40. Play with the automatic doors.
41. Make a pillow fort.
43. Shopping cart races. Enough said.
44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.
48. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s
49. “Re-alphabetize” the books.
50. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
51. Running around the store screaming walmart sucks, walmart sucks let’s go to target!
52. Buy a candybar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another candy bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until you get bored.
53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.
58. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 minutes about unicorns.
59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”
60.Run around the store screaming "the sky is falling! the sky is falling!"
61.Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming “Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys bananas.
62. Release pigs with numbers 1-2-3-4 and 6 on them. Sit back and watch employees look for number 5
PLEASE put this on your page if you know someone or are related to someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this on their card, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower... armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post this.