Thanks for the inspiration @Mira
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I AM A CHRISTIAN. I LOVE GOD,AND AM SAVED BY THE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST, AND I AM GOING TO HEAVEN WHEN I DIE.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you. If you don't, remember. He loves you!
Jesus is always there for you. He will never leave you nor forsake you.
Dear Bullies,
See that boy doing his homework in his homeroom? Last night he convinced his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of for his ugly scars? He fought for his country.
See that young boy you always made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor.
Remember that boy you pushed down stairs yesterday? Well, he committed suicide last night.
Is it worth it to bully people?
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't
(i have re-posted)
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A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, /halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t put this on their page! So please put this on your page! God is always there for you. He will never leave you nor forsake you…..
Read this and you'll think the human race won't make it too much longer:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowena iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because...?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity; copy and paste this into your profile.
Repost this if...
-you hear your name even if its not being called
-you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
-you the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
-you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
-you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if get under the covers, you will be safe from anything
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice
-you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back
-your fridge has nothing to eat in it, even when it's packed with food
-you stop the microwave when it gets to 0:01 to avoid hearing all the loud BEEPs
-you hate it when you think of a good comeback after the argument is over
-when someone tells you, "Don't look now," you always look anyways
-you never lose anything, you just haven't found it yet
-you hate it when someone says “Guess what!” and then tells you anyway
-you always try to put the light switch in the middle but it never works
Things to Do in an Elevator:
1. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
2. Ask, "Did you hear that cable snapping sound?"
3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
4. Hold the elevator door open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi John, how's your day been?"
5. Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
6. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued to the door when I came in."
9. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream, "You're one of THEM!" , and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
11. When the elevator doors close, bang on them screaming, "Let me out!"
12. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
13. When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay! Don't panic, they'll open again!"
14. Post this on your page if you think this is funny.
Thank you for reading my presentation. I don`t know if i would`ve made it this far. Have a wonderful day.