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SOME WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1.At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down
2.Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5.Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
6.Order a diet water whenever your go out to eat--with a serious face
7.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
8.As often as possible, skip rather than walk
9. Don't use any punctuation
10.Sing along at the opera
11.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you cant attend their party because you're not in the mood
14.Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom
15.When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
16.When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
17. Repost this if you think it's funny!

WE ARE GIRLS:
WE RUN AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE WE BRUSH OUR TEETH. WE READ THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER. WE LAUGH AT OUR OWN JOKES BEFORE WE TELL THEM. WE CAN READ A SENTENCE 10 TIMES WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT. WE GO INTO THE SHOWER AND FORGET OUR TOWELS, SO WE HAVE TO TAKE A RISKY RUN TO OUR BEDROOMS HOPING NOBODY SEES US. WE PUSH DOORS, EVEN WHEN THE BOLD LETTERS IN FRONT OF US SAY PULL. WE SAY "WHAT?" EVEN IF WE HAVE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING SOMEONE HAS SAID. WE HATE IT WHEN THE WIND MESSES UP OUR HAIR SO WE WALK BACKWARDS TO RE-FIX IT. WE CAN SEE THE SAME MOVIE 10 TIMES. WE HAVE TO CALL OUR OWN PHONE TO FIND IT. WE CAN LOOK AT THE CLOCK WITHOUT SEEING WHAT TIME IT IS. WE TURN THE PILLOW OVER TO LIE ON THE COLD SIDE. WE SET THE ALARM CLOCK TO RING EARLIER IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN LAY IN LONGER. BEFORE WE GO TO BED, WE CALCULATE HOW MANY HOURS WE GET TO SLEEP. WE TRY AND DO THINGS BEFORE THE MICROWAVE BEEPS. WE CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOOR REALLY SLOW TO SEE IF THE LIGHT STAYS ON. WE TRY AND BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH BETWEEN ON AND OFF. PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF THIS IS THE KINDA GIRL YOU ARE!