- I love to write
- I am between the ages of 0 and 100
- I have a Welsh pony in real life, she is so sweet!
- I am a huge fan of fantasy books
- My favorite color is teal
- I love playing Howrse
- I occasionally make graphics if your interested PM me
- I accept most friend requests
- I breed mostly Arabian horses
- I will buy most horses in a 500- 10,000 Equus price range
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
Extras
Giveaways
-
Random Extras
Saw this on goldsworth’s page and totally agree, “Can we uninstall 2020 and install it again? This version has a virus!!”
Read this and you'll think the human race won't make it too much longer:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because...?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity; copy and paste this into your profile.
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out
Put your tongue back in fool.
Repost this if...
-you hear your name even if its not being called
-you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
-you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
-you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
-you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if get under the covers, you will be safe from anything
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice
-you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back
-your fridge has nothing to eat in it, even when it's packed with food
-you stop the microwave when it gets to 0:01 to avoid hearing all the loud BEEPs
-you hate it when you think of a good comeback after the argument is over
-when someone tells you, "Don't look now," you always look anyways
-you never lose anything, you just haven't found it yet
-you hate it when someone says “Guess what!”and then tells you anyway
-you always try to put the light switch in the middle but it never works
Things to Do in an Elevator:
1. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
2. Ask, "Did you hear that cable snapping sound?"
3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
4. Hold the elevator door open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi John, how's your day been?"
5. Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
6. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued to the door when I came in."
9. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream, "You're one of THEM!" , and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
11. When the elevator doors close, bang on them screaming, "Let me out!"
12. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
13. When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay! Don't panic, they'll open again!"
14. Post this on your page if you think this is funny
Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. How ever the only way to tell is if they
1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book.
2) Start laughing hysterically when the comity relief character makes a joke
2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go.
3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies.
4] CRY FOR HOURS
Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.
Some books I’ve read in no particular order (PM me if you’ve read them too)
For the Intended: Haven Berg (known as For the Intended on Howrse)
Maya and the Rising Dark: Rena Barron
Keeper of the Lost Cities: Shannon Messenger
Five Kingdoms: Brandon Mull
Serafina and The Black Cloak: Robert Beaty
Seven Wonders: Peter Leragis
Septimus Heap: Angie Sage
Percy Jackson: Rick Riordan
Aru Shah and the End of Time: Roshani Chokshi
Storm Runner: J.C. Cervantes
Harry Potter: J.K Rowling
Farworld: J. Scott Savage
Apprentice Witch: James Nicol
The Girl Who Drank the Moon: Kelly Barnhill
Nevermoor: Jessica Townsend
Dragon with a Chocolate Heart: Stephanie Burgis
Oracles of Delphi Keep: Victoria Laurie
TH15 M3554G3 53RV35 T0 PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG TH1NG5!1MPR3551V3 TH1NG5! 1N TH3 B3G1NN1NG 1T WA5 H4RD 8UT N0W, 0N TH15 L1N3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 1T 4UT0M4T1C4LLY W1TH 0UT 3V3NTH1NK1NG 4B0UT 1T, B3 PR0UD! 0NLY C3RT41N P30PL3 C4N R34D TH15.R3P05T 1F Y0U C4N, TH4NKS!!!
99% of girls would die if Justin Bieber appeared at their doorstep and asked for a date. Ifyou're the 1% who'd laugh and slam the door in his face, post this on your page and waitfor the hilarious PM's to come. 99% of teens would cry if they saw the Justin Bieber at thetop of a skyscraper about to jump.Copy and paste this if you are part of the 1% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell, "DO A FLIP!
I am the girl
that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on social media, or talking to a friend on the phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her and knows the importance of the little things. 93% of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person: "What was your first clue?” Copy this onto your profile
And this:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is you cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
NOW READ THE 3rd WORD IN EACH LINE
Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porlfliel.
Ways to Stay Young
1. Go to Burger King and ask where the nearest McDonalds is
2. Run out of a zoo screaming "The animals are loose!"
3. Go to a restaurant and order a diet water with a serious face
4. Go up to and old man and yell "Grandpa your still alive! It's a miracle!"
5. Go up to someone and say your not wearing pants
6. Take your stuffed animal to the vet
7. Got to the pet store and buy bird seed then ask how long it takes them to hatch
8. Fill your mouth with whip cream and run down the street yelling "I have rabies!"
9. Go up to someone, point and say your one of them. Back away slowly
10. Hug a tree in the park and yell at people "We're in love!"
11. Put a desk in the elevator. When people walk in, ask them if they have an appointment
12. Buy an ice cream cone and ask the clerk if they believe in unicorns. Then smash the cone on your forehead
13. Go to Walmart and buy a box of twinkles then go up to and older person who looks like you and say " I'm the younger you. Want a Twinkie?"
14. Put a sign in public bathrooms saying "No Dumping"
15. Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy
16. When your late to school and your teacher asks you why your late, tell them your pet rock died
17. Stare at people in an elevator then sneeze on them
18. Jump onto a person and yell "The universe is ending! Run dude run!"
One of my friends happened to be taking a class with me when someone came
over to take the chair beside me ... My friend managed to get the chair back.
Writing on a scrap piece of paper I asked, "Why did you steal the chair from
them?"
Their response: "He was trying to severus."
Mine: "Your tone should have been nicer and less sirius."
Theirs: "You are sometimes on my list of pet peeves."
Mine: "I lovegood sarcastic jokes. But right now you are just trying to
harry me."
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips...
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No.5.
9) You laugh at this because you're an idiot and everyone else does it too.
10) You're probably going to post this somewhere to see who else falls for this
Saw this on someone's page! I think it's pretty funny! (if you haven't read the Percy Jackson series, or the Heroes of Olympus series, just skip this, because it won't make any sense.)
Normal people: Hear the thunder and stay inside.
Percy Jackson fans: Run outside screaming "Who angered you now Zeus?"
Normal people: See an animal and maybe stroke it.
Percy Jackson fans: "It's okay Frank, the mortals are gone! You can transform now!"
Normal people: Hear someone say Percy Jackson, frown and think, "What's that?"
Percy Jackson fans: Hear someone say Percy Jackson and run around screaming about their favourite characters and how sad they are about who died, and what god they hate the most! *Cough* Hera *Cough*
Normal people: Say "I promise."
Percy Jackson fans: Say "I swear on the river Styx..."
Normal people: Reply with their name if someone asks "Who's there?"
Percy Jackson fans: Reply with "Nobody,"(You're awesome if you got that one!)
Normal people: Scroll past this and roll their eyes, promising never to read Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson fans: See this and swear on the Styx they will steal it! Or maybe just hire the Stolls!
How To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
4.Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid or a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.
5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”
6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.
8. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick you out
10. Set up a tent in the camping department
11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.
13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
17. See what you can “catch” by casting fishing poles into different isles.
18. Play football and see how many people you can get to join in.
19. Play soccer using the whole store as your field
20.Test the dodgeballs and throw them at passing people
21. Try to get people to race you across the store.
22. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up
23. Switch all the radios to strange stations suck as polka or Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.
24. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
33. Test brushes and combs
You say football, I say quidditch
You say coke, I say butterbeer
You say chemistry, I say potions
You say prison, I say Azkaban
You say forever, I say Always
You say childhood, I say Harry Potter
You say home, I say Hogwarts
SOME WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passingcars. see if they slow down
2. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
6. Order a diet water whenever your go out to eat--with a serious face
7. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk
9. Don't use any punctuation
10. Sing along at the opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you cant attend their party because you're not inthe mood
14. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom
15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
16. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives,they're loose!!"
17. Repost this if you think it's funny!
.¸ .¸¸ . .’,|;-, . ¸,.,¸.
. . . . ¸,’ ¸,. . ¸ `-,”~-~’,¸,.¹-~-._¸,.
. . . . ) . ‘”¨ . .):. .`-,;:.`,’;;‘¸,.¹¯¸¸,.-
. . .,-’ , , , , ,-‘;:.. . .`-¸;:.`,’--~’`,¯-.,¸_,
. . (. ,•¸,-~’¨|;;;::.. .. . “-,;:/,`,-~-~¬¯. . . . . . .¸,..,¸ . . . . .¸,.-~--.¸_
. . . ¨`” . . . .|;;;:::.. . .. . ¯¯`*¬~---~~¬¬”``~-,;:;;`”~--~”:;;::,-“’’``¯¨`
. . . . . . . . . \;;;::… . … , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ¨`-,;;:;;::;;::;:;:`¬~-.¸
. . . . . . . . . /;;;:;::… ,, ..:;, . . . . . . . . . ., ¸ . . . .`,;;:;:::;:;:;;-~”`¨¨`¬~
. . . . . . . . .|;;::;:... .:; .:;;¸ . . . . . . . . . ..:’ . . . . . |;;::;;:;:;;”-~¬~-.,¸.-~’
. . . . . . . . . \;;::.. . `` .:;;;, . . . . . . . . . .::: . . . . . ,’`”~-,;;:;:;;.¸.,~--“`¨
. . . . . .¸.-~¬”`,-‘;:. . ..:;;::... .. .. . .. ... ..:;;. . . . .,’ . . . .`”*”`¯
. . . . . l’:,~-¬`;;:¸.-~¬”```”¬~--~¬, ..:;;¸-‘¨¯`\;:.. ./
. … . . |`|/`”,-‘¯ . . . . . . . . . . . . .`,.::;;\ . . . `,;:. \
. . . . . .l,/`/,.¸ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ).::; \ . . . .`¸;:`,
. . . . . ./ ( .¸_) . . . . . . . . . . . . .¸.-“.:,-“’ . . . . \;:./
. . . . . |-~\ . ¨ . . . . . . . . . . .¸-‘ ¸.-`’ . . . . . . . .|., /
. . . . . ‘-“¨ . . . . . . . . . . . . ./¨`/` . . . . . . . . . . /
I can’t believe you read all that and are still here! If you can answer this riddle you’ll win a small prize! But you can’t look up the answer.
There are 2 cities. One of the cities allows you to pass freely in and out of it’s borders theother you must have a pass to get in or out of. There is a girl in the second city who wantsto get to the first city, she does not have a pass. There is a guard at the beginning of thebridge that she must take to get to the other city, it is the only way over. The guard takes 5minute breaks. It takes 10 minutes at the fastest speed possible to cross the bridge. So ifshe tried to run across she would only get half way before she got caught. The girl gets across the bridge into the other city without being caught, how?
