"All the world's a stage, and I forgot my lines."


Name is Riley, I'm sure you could've guessed, you can call me anything but late for dinner. I am an adult player in my 20s with an adult life, so I may not be online much. Offscreen, I make a living training dogs professionally (narcotics scent detection and service dogs.) I'm a hobby taxidermist, an avid reader, a collector of bones and morbid odds & ends and an insufferable treehugger. Onscreen here, I'm just a blinking cursor, so do with the rest what you will.

I'm just kicking off with this account, but in the early 2010s under the same screen name I used to be in the top 100 of best ranked players. I bred Irish Hunters and Arabians back then, nowadays I might try my hand with Fjords and Connemaras or something like that. Time shall tell.


Talk to me about folk punk, sea shanties, dogs, cult horror movies or how the state of Wyoming is a government conspiracy. 

(Forever looking for Vintage Apple Shetlands, cause they're too cute to pass up. PM me.)