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I don't welcome any homo/a/bi/transphobic, racist, or sexist thoughts and words. If you respect me, I respect you. Love is love is love is love. End of story.

Please acknowledge that when you message me, you’re messaging a fifteen-year-old. I am not interested in discussing mature topics, nor will I respond to messages from adults wanting to chat.

I’m not going to give out my legal name, but I go by Skai (pronounced like Sky) irl so feel free to call me that if you like! My general Howrse nickname is Juggy. Both of these are fine by me. I don’t really know what to say here. I’m a Christian girl who prefers she/they pronouns. I love to read and hang out with animals. Proud Iesbian (yes, my religion-sexuality balance is delicate, yes I am both, no I don’t want to debate it). I also like succulents, so if you want to talk to me about any of that, hook me up. I love cosplaying too, mostly on Halloween though I’m going to ask to go to conventions if I’m brave enough. Planning to cosplay Voltron: Legendary Defender’s Keith this Halloween. 

I’m a person of many fandoms. Some of my favorite shows, books, and bands are:

Rick Riordan (every mythology series and getting Daughter of the Deep, huge fan)
My Hero Academia (watching the anime, on season 1)
Voltron: Legendary Defender (obsession, big Klance shipper.)
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
The Dragon Prince
The Hunger Games
Fall Out Boy
My Chemical Romance
The Cab
I’m always up to talk about these so hook me up if I haven’t scared you off!


Never underestimate the amount of good a small compliment or praise can do.

So, when I started actually playing Howrse, I was maybe eleven or twelve years old. I was also highly immature at the time, and I did some things I’m not proud of. I was completely two-faced with a player I won’t name for both mine and her privacy and messed up a perfectly good friendship. I assure you I have matured over the years, but I do understand and respect the fact that a few players probably won’t want to be in association with me. If a player by the name of HaflingerGirl was ever rude to you, I’m incredibly sorry. 

1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go""
7.skip rather than walk 
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera 
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. put this on your page and make someone else smile

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips...

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No.5.

9) You laugh at this because you're an idiot and everyone else does it too.

10) Your probaly going to post this somewhere to see who else falls for this.

Friend: You into Warriors?
Me: Uhm, does RiverClan eat fish? HECK YEAH!

Things to Do in an Elevator:
1. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
2. Ask, "Did you hear that cable snapping sound?"
3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
4. Hold the elevator door open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi John, how's your day been?"
5. Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
6. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued to the door when I came in."
9. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream, "You're one of THEM!" , and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
11. When the elevator doors close, bang on them screaming, "Let me out!"
12. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
13. When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay! Don't panic, they'll open again!"
14. Post this on your page if you think this is funny

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they...
1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book.
2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go.
3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies or cry continuously.
4) Talk non-stop about the book to anyone who will listen.
5) Reread their favorite part 100 times and then can recite it by heart.
Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.



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--------\---A---/ On
---------)--R--( Your
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-------/---O-----\ You -
-------\---R-----/ Are
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----------/ / Fan
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"Don't cry for the horses that life has set free
 A million white horses forever to be
Don't cry for the horses now in God's hands
As they prance and they dance in a heavenly band
They're ours as a gift, but never to keep
As they close their eyes forever to sleep
Their spirits unbound
On silver wings they fly
A million white horses against the blue sky
Look up into heaven, you'll see them above
The horses we lost, the horses we loved
Manes and tails flowing they gallop through time
They never were yours
They never were mine
Don't cry for the horses
 They'll be back someday
 When our time has come, they will show us the way."
Brenda Riley Seymore
This quote/poem makes me happily sad. A few years ago I lost a mare I loved very much. She wasn't mine, but she taught me how to ride. I still miss her almost every day and would give anything to have seen her one last time.

You say: Solar Flares
I hear: THE FLARE?!?!
You say: Doctor
I hear: Medicine Cat
You say: Isaac Newton
I hear: Newt
You say: Soft Drinks 
I hear: Bibes 
You say: Moth
I hear: Akuma


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98% of girl teenagers would cry if Twilight was wiped off the face of the earth... Put this on your page if you are the 2% that would throw a celebration and run through the streets screaming Hallelujah!!!!
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PLEASE put this on your page if you know someone or are related to someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this on their card, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower... armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will repost this.

They should make a Barbie with no hair, so every little girl fighting cancer can feel beautiful. Put her in pink, name her HOPE, and send all proceeds from sales to a sick childrens hospital. post this if you agree. Gold ribbonGold ribbon. Childhood cancer

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You ask me what sport I do. I'll say Equestrian. You tell me: it's not a sport. You tell me: it's easy. You tell me it takes no skill. You tell me: we just sit there. You tell me:we aren't athletes. You tell me: it's just a silly hobby. But I ask you: have you ever trusted something so unpredictable who, with one misstep can kill us? Have you ever fallen from 10feet up,going 35mph, brushed yourself off and kept going??? Have you ever raced full speed towards a solid obstacle? Have you ever jumped something that's taller than you? So before you underestimate us, think to yourself; do you understand the true bond required? Have you ever had a team mate, ten times your size? Ask yourself that, don't judge us. Repost if you are a proud horse rider

I'm the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book. I'm the kid people look through when I say something. I'm the kid who spends most of their free time reading, riding, or doing other activities most teens wouldn't call normal. I'm the kid people call weird behind my back or to my face. I'm the kid who doesn't spend all her time on Skype or talking to a friend on a phone. I'm the kid who stops to smell the flowers and splash in the rain. BUT I'm also the kid who is proud to be who they are, doesn't care if people call them weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading, writing, and doing things no one seems to have time to do anymore, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a girl, and knows the importance of the little things. 93% of US teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them weird. If you are part of the 7% who'd say "Thank you!" and ask the person: "What was your first clue?" copy this to your page.

Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
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NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it
WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OH MY GOSH (OMG)
WARRIORS FANS: say OH MY STARCLAN (OMSC)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
WARRIORS FANS: know Rock is watching them
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
WARRIORS FANS: say shut up or Tigerstar will get you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: say Dang it!
WARRIORS FANS: say Fox Dung!
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell SPOTTEDLEAF SHOW ME THE WAY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck
WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan 
NORMAL PEOPLE: look at the stars 
WARRIORS FANS: gaze at the silverpelt
NORMAL PEOPLE: like being human fine
WARRIOR FANS: think they should have been a cat
NORMAL PEOPLE: say thank gosh!
WARRIOR FANS: say thank starclan!
NORMAL PEOPLE: see a lake
WARRIOR FANS: see the moon pool
NORMAL PEOPLE: say ohh what a cute baby!
WARRIOR FANS: say what a talented kit!
NORMAL PEOPLE: look at a person and decide if they are their type
WARRIOR FANS: look at a person and decide what warrior ranking they are
NORMAL PEOPLE: try to decide who is more like what friend
WARRIOR FANS: try to decide between tigerstar or firestar
NORMAL PEOPLE: ignore this
WARRIOR FANS: post this on their page!!!

99% of kids would die if Justin Bieber appeared at their doorstep and asked for a date. If you're the 1% who'd laugh, slam the door in his face, and bolt the door, post this on your page and wait for the hilarious PM's to come.

Read this and you'll think the human race won't make it too much longer:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because...?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On a 20 oz Sprite bottle from a pop machine: "No Refills." (Oh, I want a refill! Where do I get it?)   
Found on a Kroger machine after you are done buying everything: Please get all of your purchased items. (If you didn't buy it, don't take it off the machine!)

Normal people: Hear the thunder and stay inside.
Percy Jackson fans: Run outside screaming "Who angered you now Zeus?"
Normal people: Go to a famous dam and think nothing of it.
Percy Jackson fans: Go to a famous dam and yell, "Where's the dam snackbar?"
Normal people: See an animal and maybe stroke it.
Percy Jackson fans: "It's okay Frank, the mortals are gone! You can transform now!"
Normal people: Hear someone say Percy Jackson, frown and think, "What's that?"
Percy Jackson fans: Hear someone say Percy Jackson and run around screaming about there favourite characters and how sad they are about who died, and what god they hate the most! *Cough* Hera *Cough*
Normal people: Say "I promise."
Percy Jackson fans: Say "I swear on the river Styx..."
Normal people: Reply with their name if someone asks "Who's there?"
Percy Jackson fans: Reply with "Nobody,"(You're awesome if you got that one!)
Normal people: Scroll past this and roll their eyes, promising never to read Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson fans: See this and swear on the Styx they will steal it! Or maybe just hire the Stolls!

Normal People: Say, "Oh My Goodness!"
Harry Potter Fans: Say, "Merlin's Beard!"
Normal People: Visit England to see Buckingham Palace
Harry Potter Fans: Visit England to find Hogwarts
Normal People: Pinky swear
Harry Potter Fans: Cast an Unbreakable Vow
Normal People: Pretend to be a monster to scare people
Harry Potter Fans: Walk up to people claiming to be the Heir of Slytherin
Normal People: Insult saying, "Idiot"
Harry Potter Fans: Insult saying, "Mudblood"
Normal People: Won't Repost this
Harry Potter Fans: Will Repost this

Normal People: Obtain a bag of rubber bands during a boring class and think nothing of it
Me: Obtain a bag of rubber bands during a boring class and proceed to shoot them at the nearest solid, non-glass object
Normal People: Listen to classical music to help them focus
Me: Listen to Harry Potter music to help focus
Normal People: "Oh look, goldenrod."
Me: "I MUST BRING THIS HERB TO MOTHWING!"
Normal People: Read about Greek mythology and think nothing of it
Me: Read about Greek mythology before beginning to ramble about Percy Jackson
Normal People: "Oh shoot!"
Me: "Oh maggotmeal!"
Normal People: Get in a fight and don't say anything
Me: Get in a fight and yell "May the odds be ever in your favor!"
Normal People: See one of those old funeral carriages and say something about history
Me: See one of those old funeral carriages and scream "THE BLACK CARRIAGE HAS COME FOR ME!"

~"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

~"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -Lily Tomlin

~I used to have superpowers, then my therapist took them away.

~When i was younger i hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly type used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me 'You're next.' They stopped that stuff after i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

~A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

~Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

~Knowledge is power, power corrupts. Study hard, be evil.

~A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend would be sitting next to you saying, "Man that was fun!"

~The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when they're really in trouble.

~Long ago when people cursed and beat the ground with sticks it was called witchcraft. Today we call it golf.

I am that quiet kid.
The one who is comfortable reading at a table alone while everyone else socializes.
The one who loves her group of close friends, but dislikes big parties.  
The one who listens more than she talks.
The one that opens her mouth and says what she thinks, but only when she has something important to say. 
The one who prefers debate over small talk. 
No, I am not emo (actually i am emo), antisocial, depressed, stupid, or conceited. 
I am an introvert.   
Repost if this is you, too.

99% of teens would cry if they saw the Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 1% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell, "DO A FLIP!


Normal People: See a stray cat and ignore it
Hunger Games Fans: See a stray cat and know it is Buttercup
Normal People: Hear a cry for help and run toward it.
Hunger Games Fans: Hear a cry for help and yell, "I'm coming, Rue!"
Normal People: See a liquor shop and ignore it.
Hunger Games Fans: See a liquor shop and know Haymitch has been there.
Normal People: Burn Coal.
Hunger Games Fans: See coal and gasp: "I thought the mines were shut down!"
Normal People: Warm theirselves by the fire.
Hunger Games Fans: Try to wear the fire.
Normal People: See someone hunting with a bow and arrow and call them by their real name
Hunger Games Fans: Walk by and say " Shoot straight Katniss!" no matter what their name is.
Normal People: Go camping in a tent
Hunger Games Fans: Belt themselves into a tree
Normal People: Will eat the food out of the cornacopia at Thanksgiving.
Hunger Games Fans: Stand on their chair for 60 seconds warning people to not touch the ground. Once the 60 seconds is up, you grab something out of the cornacopia and sprint out the front door
Normal People: Ignore this
Hunger Games Fans: Put this on there page!!

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