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I asked Jesus, “ How much do you love me?” Jesus replied “ This much.” And he stretched His arms out on the cross and died. If you love Jesus, put this on your page. 97% won’t do it. When he was on the cross, He was thinking of YOU but only 3% of you will stand up for Him. When Jesus died on the cross, He was thinking of you! If you are one of the 7% that will stand up for Him, put this on your page! And who knows? Maybe we can make it 10%!!!

1) You are reading this
2) You are human
3) You can’t say the letter P without separating your lips...
4) You just attempted to do it
6) You are laughing at yourself
7) You have a smile on your face and you just skipped NO.5
8) You just checked to see if there is a NO.5
9) You are laughing at yourself because you’re an idiot and everyone else does it too
10) You’re probably going to post this somewhere to see who else falls for this.

Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren’t as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they’re amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who’s
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
All girls copy and post this on your page.

Dear Bullies,
See that boy doing his homework in his homeroom?
Last night he convinced his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat?
She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of for his scars?
He fought for his country.
See that young boy you made fun of for always being sick?
He has to walk to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor.
Remember that boy you pushed down the stairs yesterday? Well, he committed suicide last night.
Is it worth it to bully people?
Re-post this if you are against bullying.

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Re-post if...
-you hear your name even if its not being called
-you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
-you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back
-your fridge has nothing to eat in it, even when it's packed with food
-you hate it when you think of a good comeback after the argument is over
-you never lose anything, you just haven't found it yet
-you hate hearing your voice in recordings.

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“Attitude is a choice. Happiness is a choice. Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a choice. Respect is a choice. Whatever choice you make makes you. Choose wisely.”

When you carry the Bible, the devil gets a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he sees you reading it, he faints.
When he sees you living it, he flees.
And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you.
I just defeated him!
Copy and re-post this if you're in God's army

God has no cell phone, but he is my favorite contact... He doesn't have facebook, but he is my best friend... He doesn't have twitter, but I still follow him... He has no internet, but we stay connected... If God has been amazing in your life, post this on your page.
Whether you believe in God and his son, Jesus, they are always with you! They both love you so much! They will never leave you, nor forsake you.

97% of girls would scream if someone kicked a ball at them; paste this on your page if you are one of the 3% that would catch the ball and kick it back to them.

Read this and you'll think the human race won't make it too much longer:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because...?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity; copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you.

You say mall: I say barn
You say shopping: I say riding
You say skirts: I say jeans
You say high heels: I say boots
You say boys: I say stallions
You say jewelry: I say spurs
You say clean: I say dirty
You say pedicure: I say farrier
You say cell phones: I say horses
You say horses suck: YOU BETTER RUN

I found this on someone’s page and wanted to try it out!
Type in your username: Unicorn789
Type it in with your eyes closed: Univorn789
Type it in using your elbow: Umnicorn789
Type it in using your head:uii8un6y

Put this on your page if you are one of these people:
If someone tells you "don't look now" but you do anyways.
If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL.
If you cant stand to hear your own voice in videos or recording.
If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave.
If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.
If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really makes a difference.
If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.
If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good.
If you hate getting out of the shower because it's FREEZING.
If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet.
If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs.
If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument is over.
If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.
If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done

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This is the eye test. Look for the lower-case L and you will be kissed tomorrow! LLLlLLLL. Now look for the N! This is really hard. MMMMMNMMM. Now find the mistake:ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Now wish for something you really want after the count down. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now make a wish! Now put this on your page and your wish will come true. You have 19 minutes! or your wish will become the opposite!

Let's Go Brandon

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down
2. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
6. Order a diet water whenever your go out to eat--with a serious face
7. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk
9. Don't use any punctuation
10. Sing along at the opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you cant attend their party because you're not in the mood
14. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom
15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
16. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
17. Repost this if you think it's funny!

A father was taking his son to school when he accidentally ran a red light. He got mad at himself and hit the steering wheel. His son says "That's okay dad, the cop right behind you did the same thing."

My Favorite Quote

If you want to look good in front of thousands then you have to outwork thousands in front of nobody.

PM me if you see a horse you want in my farm

If you every need aging points then ask

11/24/21- Got to 1,000 aging points!

4/17/21- Got my first divine horse from luck item, took long enough

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