~LOTR/Hobbit VRS Normal *yuck* people~
Normal People: Get welcome mats
LOTR fans: Draw weird symbols on their door and say, "The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead..."
Normal People: see noisy people and say "Stop that"
LOTR fans: see noisy people and yell at the top of their lungs "SILENCE!"
Normal People: don't care at all and don't know anything about the elven rulers
LOTR fans: memorize the elven rulers' names, as well as the names of their rings
Normal People: don't know what Gandalf is
LOTR fans: Argue about why he was turned into a mortal and sent to the humans
Normal People: if someone disappoints you, you roll your eyes
LOTR fans: if someone disappoints you, you give them Gandalf's stink eye
Normal People: Mix up who Sauron and Saruman are
LOTR fans: argue over why they have similar names
Normal People: ignore this, and think it is dumb
LOTR Fans: copy this and steal it for their own
Normal People: See a hole and in the ground and ignore it.
LOTR Fans: See a hole in the ground and look inside thinking it’s a Hobbit hole.
Normal People: See a golden ring and say: “I want it!”
LOTR Fans: See a golden ring and say: “My Precious!!”
Normal People: Climb Mount Doom with a water bottle and food.
LOTR Fans: Climb Mount Doom with a golden ring and throw it when you get to the top.
Normal People: Learn Spanish
LOTR Fans: Learn Elvish
Normal People: Hear Legolas and think of a Lego girl.
LOTR Fans: Hear Legolas and think of the Elf that killed an Oliphant
Normal People: Say: “What’s an Oliphant?” And frown.
LOTR Fans: Smile and think of Gimli saying: “It still only counts as one!”
Normal People: Say: “What in the world?!”
LOTR Fans: Say: “What in Middle Earth!?”
Normal People: See this and think, “What in the world!?”
LOTR Fans: Copy this onto their page.
Normal People: Stand by fire and stare.
The Hobbit Fans: Stare into fire and sing Misty Mountains Cold.
Normal People: Call Ghost Busters.
The Hobbit Fans: Call the Dwarves.
Normal People: Go in cars to the mountains.
The Hobbit Fans: Walk and ride horses to the mountains.
Normal People: Ignore the whole contract and sign it.
The Hobbit Fans: Read each and every part of the contract and signs.
Normal People: "Hey there's Legolas in the Hobbit".
The Hobbit Fans: Know he's not supposed to be in the movie.
Normal People: Are like What? When we start talking about The Hobbit.
The Hobbit Fans: Correct normal people on each and every part.
Normal People: Ask what is the Hobbit.
The Hobbit Fans: *Says everything about movie and books*
Normal people: See a giant white scarred guy and are like whatever.
The Hobbit Fans: Are like *Charges* "You shall die!"
Normal People: Say that's all fake.
The Hobbit fans: Say: Really? Then why is there a dwarf, elf and a wizard behind you?
Normal People: See this and think *Okay then...*
The Hobbit fans: See this and *Gasps* I MUST COPY THIS ON MY PAGE NOW!!
If you've gotten this far God bless you and keep you
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