Hᴇʟʟᴏ,
I ᴀᴍ ᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ Hᴏᴡʀsᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴀɴʏ ʏᴇᴀʀs, ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ sɪɴᴄᴇ 2006. (Dᴇsᴘɪᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇɴɪᴏʀɪᴛʏ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ.)
I ᴀᴍ ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜsʟʏ ᴀ ʜᴜɢᴇ Tᴀʏʟᴏʀ Sᴡɪғᴛ ғᴀɴ, ᴀɴᴅ I ᴀᴍ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ғᴇʟʟᴏᴡ Sᴡɪғᴛɪᴇs. Mʏ ɢɪʀʟғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ I ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴏᴜsʟʏ ᴘᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀ ᴏɴ, I sᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇʟsᴇ.
Cᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ, I ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ ғᴏʀ Aɴɪᴍᴀʟ Sᴄɪᴇɴᴄᴇ/Aɢʀɪᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ, sᴏ ᴍʏ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠɪᴛʏ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴄᴀɴ ᴠᴀʀʏ.
I ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴀʟʟ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʀᴇᴏ̨ᴜᴇsᴛs, sᴏ ғᴇᴇʟ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴇɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ!