If you congratulate me and I see it. I will congratulate you back. 

A little bit about me: I am a teen female and I have all sorts of animals. I love all animals. I have been playing howrse on and off for some 11 odd years. I like to ride western.  I am the proud owner of two wonderful horses who are very sweet.  I love reading horse books and watching horse movies!!

Some suggestions:

A Horse series that is good is the Black Stallion Series.

A Horse movie that is also set in WW1 is War Horse.

A  famous Horse and American hero, that you may not have heard of is a mare, Sergeant Reckless. 

I am attempting to get every coat color from the horse breeds right now. And I have only received Thirty-Five of the trophies for the breeds. It is definitely work in progress. 

If you would like to reserve a foal from a certain mare, a certain coat color or a high GP horse of a certain breed, plz message me.

Come visit my Equestrian Center: The Fjord's Playground!!!

This is extremely funny!

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because...?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

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Thanks for reading everything. I know its a lot.

(I am sorry, but I love this smiley face.)