RIP Princess Diana you would have loved howrse
What did you just say about me, you little pony? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Star Stables, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ascent of Olympus, and I have over 300 confirmed BLUPS. I am trained in nyx BLUPping and I'm the top spreer in the entire Owlient armed horses. You are nothing to me but just another rider. I will out win you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my wOWrds. You think you can get away with challenging me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the INT server and your stable is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, pony. The storm that outwins out the silly little thing you call your horse. I can excel in any discipline, and I can enter over you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my virtual horses. Not only am I extensively trained in horse care, but I have access to a variety of breeds and equipment, and I will use it to its full extent to outwin your silly horse off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your virtual reins. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly goober. I will reign fury all over you and you will be too silly in it. You're absolutely outmatched, kiddo.