AND MOST OF ALL........

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On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because...?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

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Highlight The Numbers 

Press Ctrl and f then let go and 

Press 99 and see what happens. 

The message will be in yellow! 

1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”

2) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”

3) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

4) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”

5) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.

6) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

7) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

8) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”

9) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.

10) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.

11) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming,"let me out!"

12) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

13) When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again!

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