I have a Seven Seas wandering coat with a Shar Pei dog companion on it in sales!
In DESPERATE need of passes so would appreciate if you could check it out
Price is very, VERY negotiable!
I also have a plethora of customization BMI that can be placed on horses of your choice
PM to see if I have something, I most likely do, I've been hoarding for ages
- Went to my first Seventeen concert, bare with me while I die of happiness -
Graphics ordering is currently closed to layouts. However, I'm taking Avatar orders through PM! You can find the form in my Graphics Ordering thread, fill it out, and send it to me
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What's up, buttercups?!
~Be happy, it drives people crazy!~
~ Hard work never killed anybody...but why take the chance? ~
God is good!
Willing to help out with objectives, just shoot a message my way, and I'll help if able!
Avatar by: Me!
Person pictured: Joshua from SVT
Layout by: Mee
Person pictured: The band Seventeen
I make graphics!
Info ^above the layout^
And in the 'other' box to your right
About Me, Myself, and also... I.
Jsniper/Jay/Can
Call me whatever, but never call me late for dinner! ;)
God comes first and foremost <3
Aged between 18 and 50
I am from the Great White North, aka Canada
Pretty chill
And no, that is not a Canada joke.
I love brightening people's day when I can!
Dad jokes extraordinaire
Passionate lover of sports, writing, and memes!
I have been dubbed the Queen of Overthinking
for 3 straight years. I am currently not giving out autographs, sorry!
Looking for PRP partners!
Always up to chat about pretty much anything
Accept *most* random friend requests
"I am only one, yet still I am one. I cannot do everything, yet still I can do something. And because I cannot
do everything, by the grace of God, I will not refuse
to do something that I can do."
~Edward Everett Hale~
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my head and lean forward.
That's just how I roll.
I do not think, therefore I do not am.
I doubt, therefore... I might be?
I. Love. Sports.
Ice hockey
Tennis
NASCAR
Horse Racing
Baseball
Anything I can get my eyeballs glued on
Ice Hockey
Vancouver Canucks or die
Tampa Bay Lightning easy 2nd
My players:
Andrei Vasilevskiy
Andrei Kuzmenko
Elias Pettersson
Darcy Kuemper
Quinn Hughes
Goalie fanatic. I love goalies. I just do.
Always cheering for Sweden and Latvia
And Canada, of course.
Tennis
The Italian Carrot
AKA
Jannik Sinner <3
Denis Shapovalov
Andrey Rublev
And others!
NASCAR
Team Penske
Ryan Blaney <3
Christopher Bell
Brandon Jones
Horse Racing
Gun Runner or Frosted babies
Ones with weird names
Whomever I forge a random connection with
Baseball
Toronto Blue Jays
Okay, interesting stuff now
Games:
Howrse (rather obvious...)
Minecraft
Honkai: Star Rail
Genshin Impact
I stay away from the Genshin Community a lot
However, I'm always up for a *normal* chat!
My favourite characters are:
Ayato
Kaveh
Albedo
Wriothesley
Venti
And so many more!
I also play other browser games
Movies/TV
I binge Gordon Ramsay Kitchen Nightmares, Hotel Hell, 24 Hours to Hell and Back, Masterchef, etc
Enola Holmes 1 + 2
LOTR/The Hobbit
Jurassic Park and World
Some Marvel (Thor <3)
Whatever the family is watching lol
Music
Not a big listener, but my occasional playlist consists of:
Seventeen <3
Ateez
Enhypen
Tomorrow By Together
Various other K-pop bands
One Republic
Imagine Dragons
The Walker - Fitz and the Tantrums
Friday Night - Vigiland
Smash into Pieces
Alan Walker
Sabaton
And many single songs from so many artists!
Other I like:
My Bible/God
Food
People (most of ya'll...;)
Writing (publishing a book soon? hmu if you want to talk about writing!)
Drawing
Dogs, I have two of my own lil dudes
I occasionally chisel my pupils from the screen to go enjoy
nature, such as hiking and biking
Languages - Always willing to learn a new one!
Scandinavian and Baltic countries
(Especially Sweden and Latvia!)
Coding!
I dislike:
Horror/Demons/That stuff
Romance Genre
Selfishness
CATS
Cleaning
Grating Cheese
Getting interrupted
Being ignored
Bullies
Aaand showers, although they're necessary unfortunately
PM if you have questions or want to talk!
Don't forget to read the box over there >
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Here, take my advice. I'm clearly not using it...
~ If you're too open minded your brain will fall out ~
My friends list is a mess and I haven't organized it in ages, please don't take anything on it personally. I love and appreciate everyone I talk to, you guys are great! <3
Mine Game
Non competitive (except for popularity occasionally)
Pretty chill player, honestly
Please don't ask me for free stuff!
I enjoy getting into the top 10 in popularity so if you have
congratulated me, thank you! I'll do my best to return all I see!
Currently breeding Marwaris to keep up with GP release
Proud to say my mini army are starting to win rosettes!
If you see the affix 'Three Strikes You're Out' in barrels or reining it means I got bored enough to BLUP...
Side Projects: Lusitanos, Appy unis, and Wari unis!
Affixes:
Three Strikes You're Out! - Marwaris
That's Hockey Baby! - Lusis
Of Celtic Cove - Appys
..ѡɩtɦ ꜱσɗα σɳ tɦe ꜱɩɗe!? - Wari Unis
Ⱥɉᵾ ռɨȼɇ - Appy Unis
ᴰʳᵃᵍᵒⁿ ˢˡᵃʸᵉʳˢ - Ahkal Tekes
ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀᴄᴋᴇᴛ - Polish Koniks
Sports are Divine - Divines!
Working on collecting all of the Nordic Divines
Bragi is very elusive
Minor RC collector, I have a wishlist in my forum!
Seeking out LadyAurelie coats, PM it we can negotiate!
All my Diamond Apples are in the breeding farm
'Lol in my dreams'
Offers open on horses, although ones with customization probably won't be sold, I get too attached...
I loathe spending money so I don't spend much time in the sales...
Other
Honestly I don't have much to say.
Tons of good stuff in my forum!
Hundreds of memes
Advertisements
A guestbook
Graphics ordering
Guess the Horse Breed
Other games!
All of the graphics I use that I don't make myself are from these amazing artists!
Vampire <3
Oblivion
copper1123lol
juicyjulz
ѕтуgιαи
Grand Duchess
ChaosHooligan
Denarium
Willing to enter graphics contests. just ask or advertise in my forum and I'll see it!
On the Swedish and Czech servers as, respectively,
kanadensiska
Kanadsky
GIFs and Memes below the layout!
Have a good morning, and if I don't see ya,
good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight!
- 2,000 Seniority Days on July 15th, 2024 -
12/12/23
1st Place in Popularity. Thank you all so so much! <3
So. This happened? 15/4/22
10th popularity 15/3/22! Crazy O.O
My first horse with 1,000 wins!
Aiden
First horse with 1,000 rosettes!
Practical Move
^My favourite of copper1123lol's wonderful work, I love my Bible!
Gifts from NɪɢʜᴛSᴛᴀʀ, the coolest person in the world!
Go spam them with congrats!
~
Jannik Sinner
~
RIP Matiss Kivlenieks. You shouldn't have gone this early, you shouldn't have gone this way. You had a bright future in hockey and I was looking forward to seeing you play. I'll never forget you lifting lowly Latvia over Canada by standing on your head, you gave many fans one of the best days of their lives. You'll be missed by your family, your friends, the entire NHL, and every single NHL fan.
~
Elvis Merzlikins
Canucks Players
Andrei Vasilevskiy
Qualified for VIP on 03/03/21!
Jacob Markstrom
Andrei Vasilevskiy insane save
Elias Petterson (left) Brock Boeser (right)
PLEASE put this on your page if you know someone or are related to someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this on their card, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower... armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post this.
Have friends address you by your wrestling name: Rock Bottom
Jacob Markstrom
Elias Pettersson
^Brock totally weirded Elias out Thats what best friends do.
Andrei Kuzmenko, a little in-game snack and drink?
Won first rosette 17/11/20! won by Toffee
First Marwari rosette by GUARDIAN ON 04/08/21!
Gun Runner:
Frosted:
Elias Pettersson and Brock Boeser
I am a Christian. (Baptist) I love God, and am saved by the blood of Jesus Christ.
Jesus is always there for you. He will never leave you nor forsake you.
NightStar made this for me, my favourite verses that I cherish deeply. Proverbs 3:21-26 is pictured in it.
(I do NOT force my beliefs on people, nor do I condone others doing it.)
Elias Pettersson
Darcy Kuemper
Jacob Markstrom
Elias Pettersson and Brock Boeser
Ryan Blaney
Jacob Markstrom
I'm sorry, did you say no more Canuck's GIFs?
Fine.
Thats right. He's not a Canuck. He's a SHEEP.
Got you.
(Sheep is Yang Jungwon. Laugh human is Park Sunghoon)
I love European accents (especially Scandinavian/Baltic)
Would love to travel through Sweden, Latvia, Lithuania, Slovakia, and the Czech Republic!
If anyone has the above coats for sale, I would be interested! I don't have the funds to buy anything crazy expensive but it couldn't hurt to ask if I'm willing to!
Before you continue, please look at Igor Shesterkin
Thank you. You may keep scrolling
Spell your user:JSNIPER
Spell it with your eyes closed: JSBIPER
Spell it with your elbow:JSNIPER
Spell it with your pinky:JSNIPER
Bash your head on the keyboard:YUH Y7
Admit it, you're jealous of my superior spelling skills
Impossibilities in the world:
1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out
Put your tongue back in fool.
Hope you enjoyed my stupidity, here are some more GIFs!
Woah, you made it here?
You deserve a fist bump!
Yup! Theres more. I recommend reading all 62 ways :)
How To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
4.Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid or a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.
5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”
6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.
8. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick you out
10. Set up a tent in the camping department
11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.
13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
17. See what you can “catch” by casting fishing poles into different isles.
18. Play football and see how many people you can get to join in.
19. Play soccer using the whole store as your field
20.Test the dodgeballs and throw them at passing people
21. Try to get people to race you across the store.
22. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.
23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks you get
24. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up
25. Switch all the radios to strange stations suck as polka or Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.
26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.
27. When someone is behind you in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.
28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
30. Walk up to random strangers and say “I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc.
31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.
32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don’t tell them that they’re playing.
33. Test brushes and combs
34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes battle of epic proportions.
35. Take bets on the battle.
36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.
37. Follow people.
38. Play with the price scanners.
39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.
40. Play with the automatic doors.
41. Make a pillow fort.
43. Shopping cart races. Enough said.
44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.
48. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s
49. “Re-alphabetize” the books.
50. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
51. Running around the store screaming walmart sucks, walmart sucks let’s go to target!
52. Buy a candybar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another candy bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until you get bored.
53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.
58. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 minutes about unicorns.
59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”
60.Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming “Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys bananas.
61. Release pigs with numbers 1-2-3-4 and 6 on them. Sit back and watch employees look for number
62. Run around screaming "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"
Okay, done now. Here's a hug for making it here and sticking with me so far