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I love you Mom and Dad.
Keep out of reach of children.’On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos! ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because...?)On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.Dog food- ‘New and improved tasting.’ Who tests it?Hair colouring- ‘Do not use as an ice cream topping.’ Yummy! I suppose they went through every possible use for hair colouring? Komatsu floodlight- ‘This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.’ Um, why did I buy this again?RCA television remote- ‘Not dishwasher safe.’ Really?Road sign- ‘Caution, water on road during rain.’ Gasp!Korean kitchen knife- ‘Keep out of children.’ I wonder if this was a mistake…Road sign-CAUTION!! THIS SIGN IS SHARP! really? they made a sign so they could say it’s sharp? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile.
99% of teenage girls would leave everything they do to get a boyfriend. Copy and paste this on your page if you are part of the 1% that would dump him for a horse.
I love you Mom and Dad.
If you are Against ANIMAL ABUSE put this on your page
If you're one of these people, post it on your page:
If you can't stand to hear your own voice in video recordings.
If you sit in the car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave
If you hate waking up from a good dream and it wont come back.
If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.
If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels sooooo good!
You hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING!
If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs.
If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.
If you hate it when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done"
WAYS TO KEEP YOUR SANITY:
1. Sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.
4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in".
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."
7. Skip rather than walk.
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advance tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood.
11. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
12. When money comes out of the cash machine scream "I won, I won!"
13. When leaving the zoo, start running toward your car in the parking lot screaming "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. Put this on your page and make someone smile!
15 ways to get kicked out of Walmart
1
- Wander through the store dressed in all black holding a fake
walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks
you what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf.
2 - Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take
3 - Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4- Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5 - When the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"
6 - Start a fish stick fight
7 - Walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
8 - (this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
9 - Walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10 - Start laughing hysterically and rolling on the floor
11 - Attempt to fly off a high shelf
12 - Throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13 - Whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14 - Stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
15 - Pass this on to make some one smile:)
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