Howrse - Howrse

I am seeking all horses under the Only Forever team affix. If you need another Trotter to replace the coat I am willing to find you one that matches. I just want those team horses to be completely safe from the Haven or random people who don't know how to keep a horse's health up properly and may kill them on accident.

If you no longer want a foal you bred that was from coverings my studs have offered out, I will gladly take them in. Just set them up in Reserves for 500e and I'll pick them up when I see them (You can pm me to get them picked up faster). Thank you!

Studs I have or had and have since died: Bardhyl (Over Think), Bronze Navigator (CS Passed away), Bold Ruler (Censored), Zaboomafoo, Pepperoncini (CS Passed away)-He was a Unicorn, Crookshanks (*~Curly Fae~*), Roddie (Rez Style Lusitano's), Beeswax (Bees Blazers), Stormy (BlazersUnited), Donny (Of The Doty), Cream (The Moons Shining Stars), Air, Chronos (ROYALE THOROUGHBREDS), Shadowy (Canadian Storm), Aspen (Sanctioned), Dash for Cash (Bearz), Eddie (Khaos Calls), Speckles (FANTASIA), Amor (can't read his affix), Edmund (Edmund's Swords), Milton (hilltopacres), Mini Red (Valley's Beau), Mr T (of Alexandrite Origin), Herb (Bred by ginniebusick), Cherie, Duke (Only Forever), Darkness (Only Forever), Sven (~No Horned Beauties~), Mike (~CS Passed away~), Evil Angel (Oakley's Canadians). More will be added as they are blupped.

Avatar Credit goes to me! I made my own avatar! Do not steal it (though I don't know how you would, I put my user in the photo, lol!).

Who in the hell put one of my horses in the Safe Haven?? She was of broodmare age too!

Many thanks to Kasiopeya for helping me get my last two coats from my original collection! And also many thanks to a great friend here for helping me get the funds to get them! (Not linking her name so people don't start begging her for money) I am eternally grateful to them and the other people who have helped with other coats that were mine on US but lost.

I am sick of Howrse only offering the Divines to those who have a million Passes willing to spend them on chance-only items. Non Pass Buyers have literally ZERO chance to get them unless they're willing to spend all of their hard saved Passes, and even then there's NO guarantee! It makes me sad, because then, the low or non existent income players never get to progress in the game because their only money HAS to go to real life items and they don't get to enjoy the "cool" items in a game like this.

I did not think that you could make this game any worse, yet you found a way. You have essentially ruined foundations and thus ruined the game for NIB breeders and collectors of foundation horses.

Why do you even have a test site if you are not going to listen to what the players on the game are trying to tell you?

Why would you throw away guaranteed income from valuable and loyal players for the chance that new players will buy passes?

Do you think that a foundation horse with 356gp is going to satisfy a new players need of a top skilled horse more than a foundation with 350gp?

Do you even know that there is a forum topic for NIB breeders and that they have worked long and hard on their breeding lines which you have now ruined? The new foundations will wipe out the GP that they have worked so hard to get as their gp will soon outrun the gp on 3rd or 4th NIB generation foals?

I find that the admins on this game no longer care about their customers and that the way they are running this game into the ground it won't be around in a year or two.

We have gone from having over 2 million players strong and any given time more than 1000 were playing and now we have a grand total of 223149 players.

Hmmm does anyone see a connection with the number of players left and the way the game is now being run?

I promise that I will no longer support the way you run this game. This means I will no longer use my hard earned cash to support you as you do not value us players and only want our money and you don't care how you get it. This was proven by the low down dirty conniving way that you implemented this change.

I promise that if foundations are put back to original I will continue to buy passes on this game, as it will prove to me and to all the other players that you value and respect us and the loyalty that we have shown you.

8/14/2018: Holy flying cows guys! #123 with 54 visits! Wow. That's the highest I've EVER been! I am amazed!

1/24/2018: Guys, thank you SO MUCH for my highest "Popularity" ranking ever! #234 with 33 visits! Wow!

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On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Frito's!... You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving Suggestion: Defrost." (but it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn up side down." (well.... duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (.......and you thought.....?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what??)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (umm, huh?)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: maybe, uh...... fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (....was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On a child's play phone: "Will not work when plugged in."(Thank you for letting me know that- I was afraid my child was going to make a long distance phone call to Tokyo.)
On an apparatus used to hang up shovels, brooms and other such things in a garage with a picture showing how it works: "Tools in picture not included in box." (ah, come on, I really wanted that pretty shovel!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

You ask me what sport I do. I'll say Equestrian. You ask me: What's that? I'll say: I ride horses. You tell me: It's easy. You tell me: All you have to do is just sit there. You tell me: It takes zero skill. You tell me: It's only something to keep you busy. Then I look you in the eye and say: Have you ever trusted an unpredictable animal that could kill you just like that? Have you ever fallen from 6 feet up, going over 20 mph and just laughed it off? Have you ever charged at top speed to an obstacle bigger than you? Have you ever jumped an object 5 feet tall? So maybe next time you feel like underestimating me, you should think to yourself; Do you understand the true bond between to completely opposite creatures? Have you ever had a team mate 5 times your size? Ask yourself that, and never judge Equestrians.. Please, re-post this if your a proud equestrian rider!!!

If you are quitting, your horses will have a permanent home here. Just reserve however many you don't want to just "disappear" with the deleted account, PM me letting me know that you are quitting, and I will pick them up!

None of my horses are for sale at this time. Thank you.

If you have any of my horses under the ~CS Returning Home~ (Formerly ~CS Forever Homes~) affix, please sell them back to me. I am trying to get my horses back.