Hi I'm Crazy Normal, because life is crazy so act crazy normal (I must apologise to one of my best friend(s) for stealing her(their) punch line). I had not ever been on a horse until the day I join Howrse. That day a friend took me riding for the first time and when we got back she helped me setup an account. I love animals and have two dogs at home. I am now over 18, so please parental permission before you talk to me if you are not. If you want to be my friend please PM me first.
I HAVE HORSES FOR SALE!!! PLEASE BUY OR PM ME WITH A PRICE FOR ANY OF MY HORSES... SOME ARE NOT FOR SALE BUT YOU CAN ONLY ASK (all that are in "The other horses" are up for sale)P.S. I don't bite... very often. So please PM me with prices.
Note to all, but mostly concerning anime fans, However ALL take NOTE: I LOVE FRIEND REQUESTS, but I will only friend you my self if we have been talking for a bit, and just friending me won't get you on my friends list, you have to talk to me, if you don't I will Message you, but if you message me first I will most likely except right away. Also, The reason I need to talk to you if you are a friend is that I put a description of how you relate to me on my friends list. If you are a anime fan you get 'A Friend' as your description, the A standing for anime. If you are in to the same books as I am, I will describe you with something relating to books. I do this because I have many friends on here, and I value all of them, therefor when I talk to you as a friend I want to be able to remember something about what you have said. It is important to me to be able to remember my friends, so please take note.
I will buy unwonted horses if you PM me first
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Ways to Keep Your Sanity
1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.skip rather than walk
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. put this on your page and make someone else smile
Friends: Never ask for food.
Best Friends: Are the reasons you have no food..eƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇ uo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟi
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Repost if you see the message! it highlights every 9 on your page!
If you're one of these people, post it on your page:
If you can't stand to hear your own voice in video recordings.
If you sit in the car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave
If you hate waking up from a good dream and it wont come back.
If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.
If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels sooooo good!
You hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING!
If you haven't lost it... you just haven't found it yet!
If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs.
If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.
If you hate it when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done"
A Game ... Kind of...
Now this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT!! (You will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the end you'll be surprised!!!!All of my answers were accurate. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy.
NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game.....
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!!