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NORMAL PEOPLE .VS. STARGATE FANS
Normal People: Eat Fruit Loops like they’re nothing.
Stargate Fans: Look at Fruit Loops and think “Poor Jack...”.
Normal People: Think of Scifi with space guns and advanced spaceships in the future.
Stargate Fans: Think of Scifi as snakes that control your body.
Normal People: See someone frown and think nothing of it.
Stargate Fans: See someone frown and think “Teal’c!”
Normal People: See machine guns and think “Gun”
Stargate Fans: See machine guns and think “KILL THE WRAITH”
Normal People: See ketchup and mustard and start to think about hot dogs and hamburgers.
Stargate Fans: See ketchup and mustard then think “WACKO!!!”
Normal People: See a pool in summer and think “Nice, cool water...”
Stargate Fans: See a pool in the summer and think “Get the vests.”
Normal People: Aren’t Stargate fans.
Stargate Fans: Are Stargate fans.
Normal People: Don’t know who Zelenka is.
Stargate Fans: Think Zelenka’s like a big small teddy bear.
Normal People: See this and think “What does this mean?!?!?!”
Stargate Fans: See this and love it.
Mini Story:
I felt bad for one of my horses.
‘ Destiny, names are just names. They can’t do anything.’
‘I had a name once. A name that mattered. It meant something. I was planned for greatness. What happened?’
‘Destiny, you were planned for something great indeed. When the flowers bloomed, the grass swayed, the ponds sparkled, and the sun was just rising. You could race ahead, for you had a Destiny. But the sun has set in front of you. The flowers have dropped their petals, the grass is dead, and the ponds are muddy. Your name doesn’t mean anything now. You are just another living creature with a pretty color on. That’s all you mean. A color, an idea, an intention. You see, when you fall behind, nobody cares. Nobody cares because all they see is what’s now. They don’t care about ideas or intentions. To them you are nothing.’
‘But you care, don’t you? Won’t you stay?’
‘Goodbye, Destiny. Goodbye...’
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