You say Edward Cullen, I say Percy Jackson
You say red and black, I say Sea Green and Gray
You say Forks, I say Camp Half-Blood
You say Edward and Bella, I say Percy and Annabeth
You say Jacob Black, I say Nico DiAngelo
You say Volturi, I say Titans/Gaea/Giants
You say, “Go to Hell” I say, “Go rot in Tartarus”
You say football, I say Capture The Flag
You say “Twilight is better than Percy Jackson” I say “Clarisse will hunt you down with Maimer”
You say childhood, I say Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus
You say depression, I say, “Annabeth misses Percy”
You say Aro, I say Kronos and Gaea
You say school, I say Goode
You say, “I’m going to kill you!” I yell, “Hades will have your soul!"
You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat 97% of them would yell "STOP!!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% would take the baseball bat, hit that kid and take the puppy to the vet. Put this on your page if you are that 1%
You say horses suck: I say YOU BETTER RUN