It really do be what it really do be.

BIG NEWS! Guys, I finally self-published my first poetry and prose book and I think that's absolutely absurd! So very excited to have gotten here, the title is "Love and Other Nightmares" by Lauren Duell on Barnes and Noble if anyone is interested. I'm very hype about this if you can't tell  

I'm starting a new job and won't be on as often as I have been. If you send me a message and I don't respond right away please be patient with me, I will mostly be having people farm for me for a while, and I will only be online for small increments of time while I'm getting adjusted to my new schedule. I will still be on at least once a day though when I am out of work. Thanks for your understanding! 

Hello all! If you’re reading this, then thank you for taking the time to learn a lil bit about yours truly. Means a lot that I’ve piqued your interest enough that you’ve decided to take time out of your day to read my ramblings. Anywho. Onward we go.

About me:

I am a senior in college, so therefore an adult player. Although if you told my mom that she would likely laugh herself sick.  No really. She’d find it hilarious. 

I am also an avid book reader, as well as a writer. You can find me on Wattpad if ya wanna put in that effort. But that’s your call. Sounds like a lot of effort.

I have an OTTB named Phoenix that I absolutely adore. He’s 9 years old and enjoys looking at objects on the ground as if they’ve come to kill him. And yes, that includes dirt.

I. Love. Traveling. There are 11 states in the US I have left to go to, and 2 provinces in Canada I haven’t been to. I’ve been lucky enough to go to France, Germany, Amsterdam, and London in my lifetime and hope to someday see even more of the world. I have nothing sarcastic to add here. It’s strictly a flex.

I have two cats and a rabbit who are my absolute pride and joy. A mainecoon cross named Bacon, a DSH named Brisby, and my bun bun is a Netherland dwarf named Marzipan. I make them dress up for Halloween. Therefore, my love for them is one sided.

I love friend requests! And PMs! I could talk all day about nothing, it’s my superpower. So feel free to shoot me a FR or a PM and prepare to speak with the least cool barely adult you could ever come across. You could probably put it on a resume or something. Pretty impressive. 

Thanks for reading! Be sure to check out horses I have for sale if you wanna support my efforts to not be broke! Happy Howrse-ing!