Add me as a friend, even if it's out of the blue and I've never met you before!
I often go for long periods of time without logging on to Howrse, but I always love catching back up!
Make sure to sign my guest book, and I always try to give congrats back!
Also just a notice, I keep my equus in my fodder.
SOME WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down
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2. Page yourself over the intercom and don't disguise your voice
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3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
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4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
5. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
6. Order a diet water whenever your go out to eat with a straight face
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7. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Don't use any punctuation
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10. Sing along at the opera.
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
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12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you cant attend their party because you're not in the mood.
14. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom
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15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
16. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
17. Repost this if you think it's funny!
