If you congratulate me I'll try to congratulate you. I accept all friend requests, however keep in mind that I'm 24 so be sure to ask your parents if you can friend request me if you're underage.

I'm a Mormon. I know it. I live it. I love it.

WE ARE GIRLS: WE RUN AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE WE BRUSH OUR TEETH. WE READ THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER. WE LAUGH AT OUR OWN JOKES BEFORE WE TELL THEM. WE CAN READ A SENTENCE 10 TIMES WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT. WE PUSH DOORS, EVEN WHEN THE BOLD LETTERS IN FRONT OF US SAY PULL. WE SAY "WHAT?" EVEN IF WE HAVE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING SOMEONE HAS SAID. WE HATE IT WHEN THE WIND MESSES UP OUR HAIR. WE CAN SEE THE SAME MOVIE 10 TIMES. WE HAVE TO CALL OUR OWN PHONE TO FIND IT. WE CAN LOOK AT THE CLOCK WITHOUT SEEING WHAT TIME IT IS. WE TURN THE PILLOW OVER TO LIE ON THE COLD SIDE. WE SET THE ALARM CLOCK TO RING EARLIER IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN LAY IN LONGER. BEFORE WE GO TO BED, WE CALCULATE HOW MANY HOURS WE GET TO SLEEP. WE TRY AND DO THINGS BEFORE THE MICROWAVE BEEPS,CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOOR REALLY SLOW TO SEE IF THE LIGHT STAYS ON,TRY AND BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH BETWEEN ON AND OFF. PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF THIS IS THE KINDA GIRL YOU ARE.

Ways to Have Fun :3

1. Sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down..

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.

4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in."

5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.

6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

7. Skip rather than walk .

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. Sing along at the opera.

10. Five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood.

11. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name,rock bottom..

12. When money comes out of the cash machine scream "I won, I won!!"

13. When leaving the zoo, start running toward your car in the parking lot screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"

Ways to annoy people in an elevator*

1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.” 2) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?” 3) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!” 4) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?” 5) Hum the theme to Jeopardy. 6) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking. 7) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 8) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.” 9) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad. 10) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator. 11) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming,"let me out!" 12) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you. 13)When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again!

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I've had this layout since I was 12 or 13 so it might be kind of terrible now.