Hi, thanks for coming to my page. I'm a girl from the US, and I'm here for the horses like whoever is reading my presentation. I REALLY want a horse (more than one would be nice ) and yeah........by the way, I will accept random friend requests, and I'll do my best to congratulate anyone who congratulates me. If you have any questions, feel free to pm me, and I'll do my best to answer your question(s) as quickly as possible! One last thing! I'm under the same username on Howrse Cup!!
Awesome Ninja!
So I tend to browse the pages of players that are somehow related to my horses or the horses of my friends, and look what I found. (Sorry to anyone who doesn't like copying who I might've accidently copied from
You say: Time machine, I say: Time Turner
You say: Travel, I say: Apparate
You say: Post man, I say: Owl mail
You say: Normal, I say: Muggle
You say: Enemy, I say: Death Eater
You say: Lizard, I say: Dragon
You say: Horse, I say: Hippogriff
You say: Harry Potter sucks, I say: Go to Askaban, you flobberworm!
Written by thehallowsprincess (Please sign up for her rp changeables!)
Re-post this if you:
- use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
- say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next
- hate when one string of your hoodie is longer that the other.
- hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
- push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
- hate hearing your voice in recordings.
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun"
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FRIENDS: Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, and put it on their profile.
Ways to annoy people in an elevator:
1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
2) Ask, “Did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
3) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
4) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
5) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
6) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
7) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
9) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
11) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming, "Let me out!"
12) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
13) When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again!"
Post this on your page if you think this is funny! 93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile.
What kind of cruel people do this!?!? This doesn't even count as cruelty anymore, it's beyond that. WAYYYYYYYYYYY beyond that. I mean, REALLY!?!?