NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OH MY GOD/GOSH (OMG)
WARRIORS FANS: say OH MY STARCLAN (OMSC)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
WARRIORS FANS: know Rock is watching them
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
WARRIORS FANS: say shut up or Tigerstar will get you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: say Dang it!
WARRIORS FANS: say Fox Dung!
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell SPOTTEDLEAF SHOW ME THE WAY!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck
WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this

WARRIORS FANS: PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE FANS:

17 ways 2 MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "in."

5. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat. With a serious face.

7. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9 Don t use any punctuation

10. Sing along at the opera.

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play tropical sounds all day.

13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood.

14. Have your friends call you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

15. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

16. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

17. AND THE FINAL WAY TWO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY...PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE TO MAKE SOMEONE SMILE

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.97% of the people would yell stop! 2% would cheer, and 1 % would take the bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the vet. put this on your page if you are that 1%    !

99% of teenage girls would leave everything they do to get a boyfriend. Copy and paste this on your page if you are part of the 1% that would dump him for a horse

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook,talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, ninja-lemondrop15, Sevvyn, KiNg OwL, Azwarriorcats ,horse nm, otakunerd, DontStopTheJ-Rock, crazyhorselove, Cinderhoof7

70% thinks warrior cats is stupid. 25% say who cares. Repost if you are part of that 5% that would take a hard cover warrior cat book and slap the other people saying, "STARCLAN IS OUT FOR REVENGE!!