May 24 (US)/25 (EU), 2019 - First rosette won w/ Brandywine (of Gaga's Gypsies), personally bred 8 yrs 6 mos Gypsy Vanner mare..

NOTE: I haven't really updated anything below this in years, I'm just leaving it for memories sake. :)

ABOUT ME

I do Western riding. Unfortunately, there aren't a lot of Western riders around here. I enjoy barrel racing the most.

I am a little bit crazy...

Pretty much all I do is music: playing it, listening to it, writing it, singing it.......because music is FUN. I am working towards being accepted into a Music Technology degree program.

I listen to lots of different music, mostly pop, non-screamo metal (lol), rock. I also like mariachi, jazz, rap/hip-hop, alternative, ballads, classical, country, dance/trance/house/techno, industrial, punk, r&b, etc.

Favorite Artists: Acid Bath, Slipknot, Breaking Benjamin, Lady Gaga, Shinedown, Avatar, A Pale Horse Named Death, Disturbed, Eminem, Mingus Big Band, Nirvana, Dream Theater, Evanescence, Green Day, In This Moment, Korn, Love and Death, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Nothing More, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Seether, Electric Wizard, Sleep, System Of A Down, Three Days Grace, Stonehelm, Tool                                                                                                          

I'm in a band called The Zettas. We only have one recorded demo, but we have lots of other songs that we will record soon. We do a mix of harder rock songs but also full-synth songs and anything else we feel like. I don't believe I'm allowed to post a soundcloud link here so you can PM me if you want to hear the song we did for the Shout Down Drugs contest.

FUN FACT

The 66th horse in the Farm of Gaga affix was born with 666.86 IBS. Her name is Blue.

SALES

COVERINGS (all purebred HIGH GP horses w/ 100 BLUP, Farm of Gaga or Gaga's Gypsies tabs/affixes)

Quarters:

Vespucci - 500e

Brown Eyes - 500e

A Single Prayer - 500e

Indescribable - 500e

Cake Like Gaga - 500e

Glitter & Grease - 500e

How To Save A Life - 500e

Beast - 500e

Spirit of The West, Dirty Ice Cream, The Vibe, ARTPOP - Retired

Gypsy Vanners:

Alessandro Amedeo - Retired

Efflorescence - 500e 

R.I.P. BTWBall 2013 - 500e

Divines: 

Greyfell - negotiable price

MY BM/STORE ITEM POLICY

You must send first if we are doing a sale on anything, including but not limited to, horses, unicorns, store items, etc. If you don't trust me I can give you some referrals who will reassure you that I am trustworthy.

FREE APPLE GIVING

If any of your horses have low morale and are in need of apples, I will gladly give them apples at no cost to you. Just PM me if you're interested. Also, I'm doing this out of the kindness of my heart so please don't abuse it.

LIST OF INTERACTIVE DIVINES

Topaz (5/day), Frost (1/day), Archimedes (1/day), Xanthos (5/day)

1.Sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.

2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3. everytime someone askes you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in".
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
7.skip rather than walk.
8. dont use any punctuation.
9. sing along at the opera. 
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood.
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
12. when money comes out of the A.T.M. scream "I won, I won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, the animals are loose!"
14.Always talk in 3rd person about yourself.

15. put this on your page and make someone else smile.