6 true things about life.
1. You can't stick your tounge out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, it's a physical impossibility.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it...
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
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5. You will soon put this on your page.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.
Ways to Have Fun :3
1. Sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down..
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.
4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in."
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
7. Skip rather than walk .
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood.
11. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name,rock bottom..
12. When money comes out of the cash machine scream "I won, I won!!"
13. When leaving the zoo, start running toward your car in the parking lot screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. Put this on your page and make someone else smile!
PLEASE put this on your page if you know someone or are related to someone who has been eaten by a dragon. Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this on their page, because they have already been eaten by a dragon. 6% of people are sitting in the shower... armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post this