I accept all friend requests.

I will buy a unwanted horse for 3000e.

I usually keep all BMIs so don't bother asking about them.

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This is a eye test,

Look for the LOWER case 'L' and you will be kissed tomorrow,

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLL.

Now look for the for the 'N', this is really hard. MMMMMMMMMNMMMMMM

Now look for the mistake. ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Now close you eyes and make a wish after the count down 10 9 8 76 5 4 3 2 1.

Now make your wish and it will come true!

Now put this on your page. You have 19 minutes are you wish will be the opposite

of what you wish for.



 Stop the Bulling and help others. Be kind it's that simple. Think before you act or speak.

 The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You never know what its like until you walk a mile in their shoes. 

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10 Things I know about you.

1) You are reading this
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) You just attempted to do it
6) You are laughing at yourself
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) You just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) you are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

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FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MUM
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FRIENDS: Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, and put it on their profile ~~~~~~

 Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) laugh randomly if something funny happens in the book 3) Start yelling at the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 4) slam the book shut when one of their favorite characters dies then open it again 'cause they still need to know how it ends. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people, cause I am so one of these people. - Although for #4 I let out my anger by yelling at people why the author would do such a thing and then keep reading.

 Not All Guys Are Jerks!!

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not!Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you.
Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug!
Girl : *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down
Guy: I love you babe
(in the paper the next day):A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

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