98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
'You laugh at me 'cause I'm different, I laugh at you 'cause you're butt-ugly
'Cute but evil. Things even out.'
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.
I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
Heaven doesn't want me, and the devil is afraid I'll take over.