Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.
How
do you expect kids to listen to their parents when Tarzan lives half
naked, Cinderella comes home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time,
Aladdin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping
Beauty is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys. We shouldn't be
surprised when kids misbehave, they get it from their story books. Copy
this on your wall if you laughed...
80%
of all teens would cry if the Jonas Brothers were on a 20 story
building about to jump. The other 20% would bring a chair and popcorn
and shout "jump!" Copy and Paste if your one of those 20%.
80%
of all teens would cry if Justin Bieber was on a 20 story
building about to jump. The other 20% would bring a chair and popcorn
and shout "jump!" Copy and Paste if your one of those 20%.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one
of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
'You laugh at me 'cause I'm different, I laugh at you 'cause you're butt-ugly
'Cute but evil. Things even out.'
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.
I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Basic
Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it
stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Sometimes
I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a
voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
Heaven doesn't want me, and the devil is afraid I'll take over.
BOOM!!
Blue Eyes
People
with blue eyes last the longest in relationships.They are kind, pretty
or handsome. They always fall in love with their closet friends and
never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what
other people think or say. They are very satisfying and only love that
one girl/guy. They are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. Post this
on your page if you have blue eyes.
