Wanted: POA (Pony of the Americas) ponies. Please?
formerly The Dragon Keeper
got tired of keeping dragons
time to set them all free!
eat more cookies.
Attention!!! NONE OF MY HOWRSES ARE FOR SALE!!! If I wish to sell a howrse, I put it out on the sales. Do not bother to message me about selling howrses. The answer is no (well, there are a few that I might part with for the right price...). If you MUST insist upon asking if I will sell a howrse, tell me the maximum amount you are willing to pay - not the minimum. I won't waste my time bargaining with you over a howrse I didn't plan on selling.
I follow the Creator of the Universe, Who sent His beloved only Son to die for my sins!
I am so thankful He paid the price for me, and rose again to give me eternal life.
The Dragon's Section (that's him up there. ^ )
"Perhaps you know / are related to someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. At this moment, 93% of people have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in their showers, armed with fire extinguishers. And the remaining 1% are awesome, because they are friendly to dragons and know how to keep from being eaten."
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
- J.R.R. Tolkien
"Writing tip: If in doubt, add more dragons. If not in doubt, add more dragons. Dragons dragons dragons. 'But it wouldn't work out,' I hear you say. YOU ARE WRONG AND NEED THREE MORE DRAGONS. 'But it's a romantic drama,' you tell me. Well, tough cookies, friend, you're gonna need like eight more dragons. Nine more. Like maybe twelve. DRAGONS."