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Welcome to my page
My name is Dar, I am a 22 year old female
This is me on my real horse Camilla she is a american quarter horse.
SOME WAYS 2 MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1.at lunch time, sit in ur parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down
2.page urself over the intercom. dont disguise ur voice
3.everytime someone asks you 2 do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. put ur garbage can on ur desk and label it "in"
5.Finish all ur sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
6.Order a diet water whenever u go out 2 eat--with a serious face
7.specify that ur drive-through order is "to go."
8.As often as possible, skip rather than walk
9 don t use any punctuation
10.sing along at the opera
11.go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems dont rhyme
12. put mosquito netting around ur work area and play tropical sounds all day
13. five days in advance, tell ur friends u cant attend their party cuz ur not in the mood
14.Have ur friends address u by ur wrestling name, Rock Bottom
15.when the money comes out of the ATM, scream "i won! i won!"
16.when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run 4 your lives, they're loose!!"
17. AND THE FINAL WAY 2 KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY...PUT THIS IN UR PROFILE 2 MAKE SOME1 SMILE.