R.I.P. xD smiley... I really should be ranked about 16000000th, to be honest. Not sure where those few missing zeros went, though I do have some theories...R.I.P. xD smiley... I really should be ranked about 16000000th, to be honest. Not sure where those few missing zeros went, though I do have some theories...11/1/12- This account is dead. RIP Amethyst361.
*Poor, poor Amethyst. Next time I see her I'll tell her to come back to life.*
Please do. This being dead thing really isn't fun anymore.
P.S. Hey bloo, whenever you do get back on here, can you get around to writing a last will and testament? you can just leave gooya out of it and give everything to me, I'm sure she won't mind... *shifty eyes* She most definitely will not leave me out of it!-says gooya since my computer stopped letting me highlight and I can no longer change the color. There, now you're nice and blue again. You will be very figuratively blue too when she does indeed leave you out of it, eh? *Except that she won't. Remember who sees her most often?* How do you know I haven't been seeing her? Maybe I watch her from her bedroom window every night as she sleeps, have you thought about that? Or maybe... *even shiftier eyes*
P.P.S. Yes, and kindly guess another letter in your Guess the Book. I should put up a time limit: one limb for the hangy-man for every month you let him languish. That should kill him off pretty quickly...
The Last Will and Testament of Bloo, who will have to be purple since Goo stole her color:
If Schrodinger's cat is dead, and either Bob or Goo can prove it's dead, then the smaller infinity of my two infinities shall go to whichever one opened the box to prove that the poor cat has passed on. The larger shall go to whichever one was smart enough not to open the box and kill the cat.
In the case that the cat is alive, the larger infinity will go to whoever can get from point A to point B the fastest heeding Zeno's paradox and provide a solution as to how a falsely diagnosed compulsive liar ever proves their innocence.
This request is to be carried out after the passing of Bloo, which is currently in dispute as of the signing of this will and testament.
-Bloo
*gasp* bad goo, taking her color! But amethyst is purple, so it works well enough I guess...
Ah, but shouldn't the smart one be the one that didn't put the poor kitty in the box in the first place? Must add another clause if you want a Bob to sign this thing as a witness...
Do you refer to Zeno's dichotomy paradox? It is quite amusing, though you can always just converge to B and not bother with the immeasurably small distance away from it you are. After all, if you can't measure the distance from B you are, how can you be sure you aren't really on B anyways?
And what if your falsely diagnosed compulsive liar is actually guilty? If not, your liar can prove their innocence by gathering so much logos and pathos that their ethos doesn't matter, of course, or just by hiring a very good (and most likely expensive, but you never said they were a poor falsely diagnosed compulsive liar) attorney.
Anyways, why would bloo's demise be disputed? You're obviously her ghost, come back to sort out her worldly affairs despite the multiple requests to rest in peace so Bob can freely loot her account. Or perhaps not so obviously... You might be a zombie or vampire, I can't be sure. Or maybe you're just a Bloo from an alternate universe, drawn here by my request for a will and testament. You might even just be a later incarnation of Bloo, or even some other creature masquerading as Bloo. Need I continue, or have I correctly guessed your predicament?
Also, I protest this will. It is waay over my head and I don't think it's a fair will. If you lay out what each of us get, in words that my simple brain can understand, then I may or ay not agree to it. Until then, nothing will happen.