Hello! I'm Connie (formerly Jane). Master of creative writing, student of applied economics and English, baker by trade and opinionated pedant by choice.

I HATE THE OXFORD COMMA. CERTIFIED OXFORD COMMA HATER. OXFORD COMMA MY DESPISED.
Formerly janecb ~ and jane. Open to friend requests, just here to chill.

I never intentionally stomp; if I'm entering over your horse, please message me and I'll help you get wins!
My listed sales are NOT negotiable. Please do not message me asking for lower prices. Please.

I buy horses to make my co managers' lives more difficult. : )

French trotters are the #1 trot prix breed and Stellar Nomads is the #1 French Trotter Team! Check out our team page if you're looking for weekly preps or fountain holders.

Thank you for everybody who helped me get King Glitter Sparkle into the competition ranking! And now, Mal!
Thanks to PhoenixDesigns for this amazing layout! I don't know if she's active on Howrse anymore, but you can find her on deviantart.

If you're feeling generous, stop by Mark and give him an apple!


MILESTONES

August 27, 2012: first uni ever produced! (A chincoteague)

April 21, 2013: second uni produced! (A shetland)

May 26, 2013: third uni produced! (A shetland)

<< looking back at these milestones is funny, but 2013 me was very excited about them, so I'll humor her >>