14 WAYS TO KEEP YOUR SANITY:

1.  Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

2.  Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy..."

3.  Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

4.  Specify that your drive-thru order is "To go."

5.  As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

6.  Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

7.  Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

8.  Have your friends call you buy your wrestling name, 'Rock Bottom.'

9.  When money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"

10.  When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

11.  At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars, and see if they slow down.

12.  At school during lunch, crouch down and wander around acting like a chicken, going up to random people and clucking in their faces.

13.  Sing along at the opera.

14. Whenever someone asks you a question, say "I'm sorry, I don't speak English."

14.  Make someone else smile by putting this on your page and adding a step to it. :)